Many people believe, incorrectly, that the term “woke” refers to people who have “awakened” to alleged injustices perpetrated by dedicated public servants upon innocent victims. This is not historically accurate. The real truth about wokism is much more complicated and sinister.
The woke people are actually an insidious group of demented individuals devoted to the overthrow of the legitimately elected and divinely inspired MAGA movement. They are not actually humans, but aliens from a faraway galaxy. Arriving in America in the 1980’s, they quickly decided that their native form (short, furry, and cute) rendered them incapable of seriously influencing the human population. Able, like The Shadow, to cloud men’s minds, they assumed the appearance of patriotic Americans pretending to fight for racial and cultural justice. To disguise their true identity they cleverly transposed the initial letter of their species name to the terminal position. Hence, they became Woke. They claim The Force is with them. They must be stopped.
In the recent past, elections have been an effective deterrent to woke policies. However, the inherent weakness of electoral processes (known as “the will of the people”) may no longer guarantee the effectiveness of unlimited voting. New voting rules and regulations are needed. Originally, the Constitution allowed only white, male property owners to vote. The Founders knew what they were doing. Later amendments have diluted the purity of the eligible voting population. However, new constitutional amendments are difficult to pass. The quickest and safest route to satisfactory election outcomes is re-interpreting the existing constitutional status. The Supreme Court must come to the rescue!